Have found an ace Keating insults page. Paul Keating was my favourite Prime Minister. That of course back in the day when I still got excited about politics and actually voted. But I guess I will get back into it when I get back to Oz (one day).
The best insult so far is:
On former Labor Prime Minister, Bob Hawke:
"Now listen mate," [to John Browne, Minister of Sport, who was proposing a 110 per cent tax deduction for contributions to a Sports Foundation] "you're not getting 110 per cent. You can forget it. This is a fucking Boulevard Hotel special, this is. The trouble is we are dealing with a sports junkie here [gesturing towards Bob Hawke]. I go out for a piss and they pull this one on me. Well that's the last time I leave you two alone. From now on, I'm sticking to you two like shit to a blanket.
ros from URL @ 12:22 pm