My horoscope for the day is as ever full of good news:
"It may seem like neither side of the bed is the right side to wake up on, dear Aries."
It reminds me of when I was living in Brisbane and used to read them in The Courier Mail. Everyday without fail would be a prediction of some catastrophe about to befall Aries folk everywhere. Caitriona and I speculated on the nature of this grudge - old girlfriend (lets face it that would be very tempting) or just jesting friends a la Dirk Gentley.