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Tuesday, June 8

Something I saw today:

Province of Inhambane
Ministry of Fish and Wildlife
MOZAMBIQUE

WARNING

Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Ministry of Fish and Wildlife, Inhambane Branch, Mozambique is advising hikers, hunters, fisherman and motorcyclists that use of the out-of-doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the bush.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little bells on the clothing so as to give advanced warning to any lions that might be close by, so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him or her, in case of an encounter with a lion.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between lion cub do-do and big lion do-do.

Please take note:

• Lion cub do-do is smaller and contains lots of berries and Kudu fur.

• Big lion do-do has bells in it, and smells just like pepper spray.

You are requested to enjoy your stay in
MOZAMBIQUE

ros from URL @ 3:46 pm

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