Ok so I have shamefully stolen this from Zannah who helpfully linked to it:

These are some of my favourites:

“Hey, I hear there’s free shots after midnight.”
Ulf, 40, at the Round Lounge, three days after the bar was shot up with an assault rifle at midnight.

“Sure! What’s in it?”
Troy B.’s rather optimistic response to a bartender’s request of, “You wanna get the hell out of here?” at Club 404.

I forgot my security card at work today so had to get a temp one for the day. The security guy called all the other guys over to laugh at my photo. It was not a good start to the day but on the plus side he said that I could get a new photo if I wanted one. But I can't be arsed to be honest.

Went to the pub at lunchtime again, concerningly it makes it just sooooooooo much easier to get through the afternoon.

ros from URL @ 3:44 pm